the rules of summer
Okay, it's official now. I hereby declare that summer has begun in Florida. We've had a string of days with 90+ degree highs and I think at this point any "cold front" would simply mean temps dropping to like a high of 80 something, so for all intents and purposes, it's summer. This means I will refer to Matt Summer Operating Procedures and that basically entails the following...
- Thou shall embrace air conditioning wherever possible and take shelter in thy a/c
- If thou should find thyself outside, thou shalt seek shade and refer back to procedure number 1
- Thou shall limit all outdoor activity to before 11am and after 7pm
- Thou shall blast air conditioning to ensure survival of thyself
- Thou shall roll thy sleeves up to thy shoulders to create "dude sleeves"
- Thou shall assume the "Superman position" when standing outside: legs spread apart, hands on hips and arms out to ensure the least possible contact between thy skin
- Thou shall carry a small towel around to wipe away sweat when it develops in a futile attempt to control sweating
- When all else fails, refer to procedure number 1